Exhibit A
The Victim
We've been having ongoing troubles with our cat, Tigger. He's been having seizures and we are in the process of trying to figure out why the hell it's happening. All of his tests come back normal and other than being very fat, he's healthy. When he has these seizures, sometimes he'll have little accidents so on Saturday when he started having one on my bed, I wanted to move him in case he had an accident. So I picked him up...in the middle of a seizure. I'm a genius. So of course, he proceeds to bite down on my thumbnail and wouldn't let go. Oh my damn, the pain and blood. So now I'm left with a bum thumb and a cat that's too cute to strangle. At least I got some good drugs. *sigh*
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