Tuesday, April 04, 2006

That's t-u-r-d, as in "Turd Ferguson".

anonymous friend: I've been burgled.

me: What? Someone steal your stapler?

anonymous friend: No. T-U-R-D burgled**!

me: *laughing at friend* Ohhh, that sucks. By who?

anonymous friend: Dr. T!

me: *laughing harder*

anonymous friend: Dr. F wants to put a mailslot in the bathroom door!

me: Niiiiice.

me: *thinking to self* That might actually save us some time.

**
Turd Burglar
(noun) One who attempts to speak with someone else or lingers directly outside the bathroom door for too long while that person is using the bathroom. Example:As I was trying to use the restroom, I was turd burgled by Jennifer who wanted to know what time it was.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

lmao